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PostSubject: sapa penakut   Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:59 am

Al-kisahnya, pada zaman dahulu kala, seorang Raja yang takut bini,

telah

memerintahkan sekelian rakyatnya, LELAKI sahaja, berkumpul di suatu

tempat

seumpama stadium zaman sekarang.

Titah Raja: Wahai sekelian rakyat beta, sesiapa yang takut bini
semua

berkumpul di sebelah kanan beta. Dan, sebaliknya, di sebelah kiri beta.

Maka, tanpa berlengah kesemua yang hadir berkejaran ke sebelah kanan

Baginda, kecuali seorang sambil memeluk sebatang tiang.

Titah Raja (dalam hati): Hari ini aku dapat ilmu tak takut bini.

Titah Raja: Wahai saudara, kemari mengadap beta.

Lelaki: Tuanku lah ke mari ke tempat patik.

Titah Raja: Eh! Kamu lah kemari.

Lelaki: Tuanku lah kemari.

Titah Raja: Heh! Aku Raja kamu. Kamu kemari.

Lelaki: Tuanku lah kemari.

Titah Raja (dalam hati): Tak pa, ilmu punya pasal aku pergi. Lalu Baginda

pun mencemar duli ke tempat lelaki tadi. Sesampai sahaja di tempat lelaki

tadi, Baginda pun bertanya.

Titah Raja: Apakah rahsia sebenar kamu, tidak takut bini ?

Lelaki: Sebenarnya tuanku, patik lah orang yang paling takut pada bini.

Titah Raja: Kan tadi Beta telah arahkan, sesiapa yang takut bini ke sebelah
kanan Beta. Kenapa kamu tidak menurut perintah Beta ?

Lelaki: Sebenarnya tuanku, ISTERI patik telah berpesan kepada patik supaya,
TUNGGU DI TIANG INI DAN JANGAN KE MANA-MANA SEHINGGA DIA DATANG.
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PostSubject: Re: sapa penakut   Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:38 am

takut eh....
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PostSubject: Re: sapa penakut   Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:24 am

mun takut siboh nak berangan jadi raja di muka bumi tok nak senang cita
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PostSubject: Re: sapa penakut   Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:31 am

ya bkn nya takut nak. ya setia kali nak??
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PostSubject: Re: sapa penakut   Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:35 am

setia...setia juak tapi jangan lah kedah ya gilak...sampe x boleh lari dari tiang...lewat juak
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PostSubject: Re: sapa penakut   Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:35 am

kali bini nya pandey vresh kali....ya nya tkt nak melepas bininya.....bkn tkt nak lain....
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PostSubject: Re: sapa penakut   Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:37 am

tkt mlm klk bini nya x maok ......
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PostSubject: Re: sapa penakut   Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:38 am

aaaaa.....tegal ya lh nya tkt ngan bininya....bkn tkt kenak paluk.....hehe....
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PostSubject: Re: sapa penakut   Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:43 am

entah2 apa jak di pk org laki nak????? kali bini nya takut nya cari perempuan lain kali.
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PostSubject: Re: sapa penakut   Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:49 am

x juak lh...mun dah bini nya bgs time mlm x lh nya crk rompuan lain.....slh cgek sbb lh...
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PostSubject: Re: sapa penakut   Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:58 am

suruh lah bini nya g kursus malam ari..apa susah...heran kmk
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PostSubject: Re: sapa penakut   Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:08 am

kursus ya ney blh sebarang.....kursus ya mun xda laki ngekot juak x jd....nya mok di praktik juak.....
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PostSubject: Re: sapa penakut   Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:15 am

ermmmm....klaka melalui pengalaman.
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PostSubject: Re: sapa penakut   Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:18 am

auk lah....mauk berpengalaman besar dalam arena sukan tok ajib ya.....kantoi
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PostSubject: Re: sapa penakut   Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:20 am

nya ya bukan setakat berpengalaman...nya berpelajaran sekali....hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: sapa penakut   Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:25 am

amboi....kembang idung org ya klak...jangan puji lebih-lebih....
spesis ya bukan boleh kena puji
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PostSubject: Re: sapa penakut   Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:36 am

pengalaman nang ada lh....tp lom di praktik gik....pengalaman dengar cita dari isa ngan drajan jak.....
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PostSubject: Re: sapa penakut   Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:38 am

lancau lu...
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PostSubject: Re: sapa penakut   Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:45 am

ajip cover dirik..
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PostSubject: Re: sapa penakut   Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:45 am

ishhhh.....suka molah cerita org.....kesian kitak isa ho?
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PostSubject: Re: sapa penakut   Thu Apr 24, 2008 12:02 pm

yalah..sukati jak nya mdh mek maka mek sik tauk apa2... Sad
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PostSubject: Re: sapa penakut   Thu Apr 24, 2008 12:17 pm

kesian kitak....ala ala jangan nangis ha....
klak kmk spon kitak kitak makan mee maggie heheheh
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PostSubject: Re: sapa penakut   Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:06 pm

kmk mok kenak spon juak....bait ktk sa owh....siap kau sok....
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PostSubject: Re: sapa penakut   Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:08 pm

hahahaha....ada org dengki la kin...
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PostSubject: Re: sapa penakut   Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:13 pm

dengki dengki....jeles lh.....
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